Getting started with Python, am I the only one in the circle of friends who didn't learn python?

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Liu Xuan, the editor of "855 Factory", was penniless and had to work in a restaurant.

Soon, Liu Dabian stood out among the candidates with a 985 degree education and a 3000-word resume. Restaurateurs appreciate Liu Da's talent and those polished dishes. However, he told editor Da Liu that he needed an important skill — Python — to become a full-time dishwasher.

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"If you haven't heard of python, there must be no elevator in your community."

Once upon a time, computer language was an arcane science, and those who knew its true meaning seemed to be psychic wizards who could communicate directly with the most advanced human technology.

The programmers at the time were Bill Gates and Kevin Mitnick. They want to be rich, have eyes and hands, wear matrices every day and never plaid shirts.

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Today, we no longer use phone lines to surf the Internet, and we can spend a lot of time going to Tik Tok's pornhub. Computer languages ​​have also been pulled from the altar along with programmers. They can be seen at 8:00 in the morning on Line 12 of Beijing Xi'erqi. They're not halos, they're not mysteries, they're not even loosing seats.

Then python came along.

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The rise of python is an incredible thing. Programmers can't convince you to change your 360 browser to Chrome, but you can make python popular.

This is the revival of software engineers and the counterattack of programmers on the fashion industry. Swiss bags and plaid shirts went from being ridiculed to leading the way. Samantha, who works in Guomao, also began to wear an Archaeopteryx jacket with a LV reading bag.

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Xiaomei was possessed by Wang Jianguo at the Programmer Tucao Conference:

"You just want you to work hard and contribute to our family."

"What Java? Python is the best language!"

You're still in the "what's this?" confrontation with the python. How did you get here? how to use? "Philosophy No. 3, there are countless people who have clocked in their python courses in your circle of friends, and they have everything.

Like its abbreviation PY, Python is an ambiguous and gentle computer language with no threshold for money, knowledge, and intelligence.

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If the "zero base" starts from the start, then the "negative base" may start from walking upright. Also, with this avatar, I highly doubt that this "PY" is not another "PY".

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You can never imagine who is learning python, the scumbag who scored 30 in math, the uncle next door who doesn't know how to use a smartphone, or the grandson who shits everywhere. Even daigou has reduced the frequency of posting friends circles because of learning programming.

Python has become a way of life. When you discuss "Border Town" with a literary woman, she may think of python instead of Shen Congwen.

In the past, the excuse for a girl to reject you was to take a bath, but now it is "I'm sorry, I have to learn python." On the contrary, "Come to my house to teach me python" has surpassed "Come to my house to repair the computer" and "Netflix & Chill" to become the most ambiguous invitation of the year .

Python creeps into your life and spreads like a virus. When you come back to your senses, everyone except you will learn this computer language.

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The Python language was created by the Dutch Guido Van Romsum to pass the time during Christmas. His name comes from the greatest comedy troupe in history, the Monty Python.

As its name suggests, Python is a practical and concise language with low barriers to entry and a wide range of applications compared to other languages.

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While there is debate about what is the best computer language, python does show its competitiveness, and the most important point is that Python engineers are the most prosperous.

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If you're just interested in learning for fun, or use it to do some auxiliary functions, do some statistical work, Python is a very good choice. But if you want to find a job with python as the main language, the situation is not optimistic.

First of all, python is easy to get started, but just getting started won't do anything. Just like you have learned 26 English letters, you are far from speaking English. On the other hand, Python is a language that gets more complex the more you learn it.

For most people, just taking introductory or introductory courses won't help. "My teacher told me that the biggest role of python is to write a resume. I later learned that he meant to write python in the resume 'specialty'".

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Bilibili UPP's "CodeSheep" video mentioned that according to the current domestic employment situation, engineers with python as the main language have a narrow scope of employment and higher requirements for their own quality. arrive.

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"You can't expect New Oriental's chefs to make delicious food, and don't think about the high professional standards of the students of the money-making agencies."

Python appeared in 1989 and has been widely used since 2000. It was named the 2010 Language of the Year by the TIOBE Programming Language Ranking. It can be said that Python has been popular in the industry for more than ten years, and its popularity in China in the past two years is actually an anxious sale of educational institutions.

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No matter what kind of job you do, you can always find python on a site in your area of ​​expertise. Douban, Bilibili, Petal, Weibo, Zhihu... and even pornhub were not spared: "I just had a whim and searched for python that day, but I didn't expect..." said Richard, a knowledge-seeking enthusiast, He didn't know python was the name of a computer language before, but after missing the instructional video, he got hooked.

If you search for python on Baidu, the search results of the first few pages are occupied by the "promotion" of the training course, giving people the illusion that the Putian department has finally extended its tentacles to the field of programming education.

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As the base of anxiety communication, python is indispensable in the circle of friends. Since last year, the advertisement of Bianfeng Programming's "python training camp" has successfully appeared in every anxious workplace circle of friends, stirring your fragile nerves.

Until this year, this panda-headed ad was spying on you through big data, popping up unexpectedly on your most anxious nights.

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Online, python is also making strides to harvest leeks. Python's teaching institutions spend a lot of money on the subway. As soon as the subway started, the slogan of "0 basic python" was shining outside the subway window. The scene was like a merry-go-round. In a trance, you are dead, you have fallen into 996 hell because of your evil deeds - which heaven will force you to learn programming?

Many people don't believe that python can really help their lives, but it can prove that they are working hard and relieve their anxiety somewhat.

There is a saying "Life is too short, I use python". It's as if you've finally found the opportunity to invite the school flower to your home. As soon as she entered the house, you locked the door and took out "Five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation" for her to focus on. Full of magical realism.

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Joke by Twitter user @mathwuyue

Chief editor Liu plans to resign. He's been doing a good job in restaurants these past few months. After learning python, the management of the restaurant becomes orderly. By using python, the dishes are washed more cleanly and the dishes cooked more fragrantly. The cockroaches in the kitchen have also learned to line up, and when they are sensible, they can’t get to the front to ask the guests to worry.

The boss was very happy and said that he could open a branch in Sanlitun in a few days. Editor Liu has a bright future, and he will be the manager of the new store. The boss valued him very much, which moved Liu Dabian very much.

Big editor Liu has not yet turned into a regular, but he has enough money, and there are still dreams to be realized. He searched the python code in his mind, but the words were still poor, and he didn't know how to talk to the boss.

Only then did he realize that python is omnipotent, but it cannot help him write a humane resignation letter.